MCH3 #774
2016-10-29 14:00 - 18:00 (America/Chicago)
HALLOWEEN PUB CRAWL! Belch Witch and UB2

MCH3 #775
2016-11-05 14:00 - 18:00
Nut Likka

MCH3 #776
2016-11-19 13:00 - 17:00
Show up to learn the historic reference of this hash
Place: Brentwood Library
8109 Concord Rd, Brentwood, TN 37027
Time: 1:30
Hares: Corrigan and Melf
**Lets hope it doesn’t rain**

MCH3 #777
2016-12-03 08:00 - 17:00
Hash MCH3 #777 – Christmas Parade Hash
Sat., Dec. 3, 2016
8 a.m., which means 8:30+ hash time
Location: Downtown along the parade route – read on for details
Hares: PE & Flush
Rise and shine, all you Ho Ho Ho’s! It’s a Christmas Parade-watching hash.
Follow marks from the door of Riverfront Tavern to find our observation area – likely along the block of 2nd Avenue between Church and Bank Streets (same location as last year), but we’ll lay marks to be sure you find us, update Facebook, and have technology on trail.
The parade starts at 9 a.m., but come early to secure your viewing and start the morning with a beverage or three.
After the parade, pub crawl around downtown! We will bring chalk, so whoever’s feeling frisky can set the trail. The hares, however, are going to bail on you and go to the 12 South Winter Warmer beer festival.
You should be able to get into the Metro Courthouse/Public Square Garage from the James Robertson Parkway entrance (101 James Robertson Pkwy) or check out other parking options at http://www.parkitdowntown.com/.

MCH3 #778
2016-12-17 14:00 - 21:00
Greetings, Half Minds. It’s time for Hashmas!
You can cum for trail, or just cum for fun. You don’t need any hash cash due at Hashmas, but there are a couple of things you can bring:
1 – Bring an appetizer, dessert or side dish. The hash is providing turkey and dressing!
2 – If you want to participate in the Dirty Santa gift exchange, bring a wrapped gift of $10-15 value. Gifts of beer and liquor are especially popular. If you don’t bring a gift, don’t expect to take a gift. (See how that works?)
When: Saturday, Dec. 17 – 2 p.m.
2ish – Arrive, drop your food offerings/gifts
2:30 – Hares away – Flush & PE
4:30 – Circle – Hash honors and awards bestowed!!
5:30 – Let’s eat!
Dirty Santa and sport drinking
Where: Beaver & Daddy’s pad, 4309 Valley Grove Drive (37076)
Plan ahead! Maybe you should bring a toothbrush? Or plan to Uber? Be a safe half mind.

MCH3 #779
2016-12-31 13:00 - 17:00
HARE NEEDED!

MCH3 #780
2017-01-06 14:00 - 17:00 | Elliston Logan’s Roadhouse, 2400 Elliston Place, Nashville, 37203, United States
[MCH3] Hash #780 – Frostbite Football Trail
Hares: Flush and PE
Time: 2 p.m., Hares away 2:30ish
Place: Meet at Logan’s Roadhouse, 2400 Elliston Place (Nashville 37203)
Yes, it’s going to be cold outside and yes, there are teams other than the Titans in the playoffs Saturday. You have the awesome opportunity to organize, socialize, liquidize, exercise, fantasize (football) … and also drink. Perhaps not necessarily in that order.
Bring ID and real money — not hash cash. This is pay your own way affair.
Yes, there will be trail. No, you won’t get frostbite. And yes, you will have fun.
To get there, take I-40/65 to Church Street and go away from downtown. Church becomes Elliston Place and then Logan’s is on the right between 24th and Reidhurst Avenues. Kindly refrain from parking in the Logan’s parking lot since we won’t be staying there — please take advantage instead of the widely available street parking.

MCH3 #782
2017-02-05 13:00 - 20:00
Super Bowl Hash – Joint event with Draft Punk and ADHD H3
MEET: 1p.m. Sunday, February 5th — Chalk Talk at 1:20, hares away promptly at 1:30. WE ARE ON A SCHEDULE THE GAME STARTS AT 5:30!!!
This will be an A to A run with two beverage stops and then a half-mile auto hash to Circle and the On After Super Bowl Party
Where: JOB’s Billiards Club, 900 South Gallatin Pike S, Madison 37115 — Pull in past JOB’s Billiards and The Nashville Haunted House and park in the back left corner of the lot
CIRCLE and ON AFTER will be at 104 Peggy Street, Madison, TN 37115 — Please park at Madison Steel and Iron Works, 312 Woodruff Street, Madison, TN 37115. This is only one block away from the “On After” location where there will not be adequate parking
WHAT TO BRING:
$5.00 Hash Cash
Extra money – ADHD, Craft Punk and MCH3 will have shirts, patches, etc – for sale.

A change of socks and shoes might be a good idea
A change of cloths if you are so inclined
A sleeping bag if you want to crash for the night
A good attitude
If you just feel you must provide more – BRING a dessert to share

Additional Info:

The trail will be 3 to 4 miles in length, light shaggy and have a few surprises
(Biggest surprise being that with Little Man’s help (ADHD and MCH3) it will be my first “unbroken” trail)
One of the beverage stops is being done by Moist Slacks of Craft Punk and MCH3 and will feature all “craft” beers instead of our usual swill.
ALL FOOD and BEVERAGES WILL BE PROVIDED
(Yes they will be FREE, abundant and good!)

Final Notes:

There are no rules in hashing and schedules do not seem to ever get followed but the plan is to get to the “ON IN” before 4. There will be hot appetizers and chips and stuff from 4 till about 5:30 (or whenever they run out). Main entrées will be served about 5:30 or so during the game.
For those slackers among us who will not be running. Nickel slut will be manning the on after site all afternoon, so you can come when you want but please park around the corner at Madison Steel
Two Kegs of Beer (Yazoo “Gerst” and Mayday “Boro Blond”

Appetizers:

Italian Meatballs in Basil/Red wine Marinara Sauce
Swedish Meatballs in Mushroom/Onion Sauce
RoTel hot sausage cheese dip, Blanco dip, Salsa – chips

Main Entrées:

Fresh Kielbasa and Hungarian Smoked Sausage with buns
Smoked turkey legs and Rock Cornish Hens
Hot German style potato salad and Amish style slaw

MCH3 #790 - Little Black Dress Run to Honor Capt. Snatch
2017-05-20 14:00 - 18:00
MCH3 Black Dress Run – Honor to Captain Snatch
This Saturday’s run will honor the recent passing of our beloved Capt. Snatch. Wear a red dress, a little black dress, or anything the Captain might wear – tie dye, cargo shorts, brightly colored tunic, vest with lotsa pockets, anything one might wear on safari. Please NO GUNS. LOL
Hares: Moist Slacks and Secretary General
Time: Meet 1 p.m., Hares away 1:30
Where: 2000 Glen Echo Dr., Aflac sign out front. Drive around to the parking lot in the back.
Trail: A to A, shiggy level 5, be prepared to climb, swim, whatever.
What to Bring: $5 hash cash, which will be donated to Vanderbilt University Medical Center Children’s Hospital, one of his favorite charities. Additional donations will be accepted and greatly appreciated. We all know how awesome “Uncle Bub” was with kids.
Also Bring: Your best Captain stories that you forgot to tell at DP/Tailgate (because you were drunk), your ID, and extra cash or a card for possible bar stops and on-after. Extra clothes and shoes, if you wish.
Let’s have a great time, show our love for the Captain, and donate tons of money to a charity to boot! Two of the Captain’s family members are cumming, so let’s show them a good time!

MCH3 #799 - Debauchery in Donelson
2017-09-16 13:00 - 17:00
Greetings fellow half-minds, it’s time to hash!
Join us Saturday in the beautiful town of Donelson for an adventure in debauchery!
Who? Daddy and Beaver
What? A short but shitty trail!
When? Sat., Sept. 16, 2017, Meet 1:00 PM, Hares Away at 1:30
Where? The Pub, 945 Allen Rd, Donelson, TN 37214
How much? $5 plus ID and additional cash for pre and post sport drinking. (Cash only bar)
What to bring: ID, cash, your favorite hashing t-shirt, a sense of humor.
Quarters for games ????
Additional Instructions/Information: Park across the street from The Pub at old creepy warehouse.
$2.25 domestics. For on after dining options, we are allowed to bring food into The Pub and Bar-B-Cutie is right next door! The name of the bartender is Rita and she is ready for us!

MCH3 800th Hash!
2017-09-30 14:00 - 18:00
Music City Hash #800!!
Commemorative patch for first 50 wanks.
Hares: Corrigan and Barbie
Meet: 1:30 p.m., hares away 2ish
Where: Santa’s Pub, 2225 Bransford Ave., Nashville 37204
https://goo.gl/maps/CFi8QMj6r2k
NOTE: Try not to take all of Santa’s parking. There is racing at the fairgrounds speedway so parking may be tight. Be creative but legal. More parking deets may follow before Saturday.
Trail: A to B, Bag car available.
Details: $5 hash cash plus whatever you want to spend at the bar before the run. Leave your new shoes at home. Bag car available.

MCH3 #801 - Oktoberfest
2017-10-07 13:30 - 17:00
Music City Hash: #801 Oktoberfest
Hares: Turtle Boner and Lefty Loosey
Meet: 1:30 Hares away 2:00
Where: 200 Cumberland Bend Nashville 37228, parking lot northwest corner of Cumberland Bend and Great Circle Rd.
Trail: A to A’
Hash Cash: $5Bring your wieners,
Message from the Hares: Bring your wieners, dirdl, lederhosen, and we will have the beer maids and beer. It is October and we cannot forget the boobs. We are hashers and we always honor the boobs.

MCH3 #802 - Halloween Pub Crawl
2017-10-21 13:00 - 17:00
Daddy and Beaver – on after at Horny Old Ride’s!

MCH3 #803 - Sat., Nov. 4, 1:30 pm
2017-11-04 13:30 - 17:00
Hares: Orgy Ignoranus and Fuck A Wallaby
Meet 1:30, Hares away 2 p.m.
Where: Cornelia Fort Airport, 2701 Colbert Dr., Nashville TN 37206
Change of shoes possibly desirable.

MCH3 #804 WORLD PEACE THROUGH BEER
2017-11-11 11:00 - 17:00
MCH3 World Peace Through Beer is here!
Meet Sat.,11/11 @ 11 a.m., hares away 11:30
Start: Black Abbey Brewing Co. – park across the street!
NOTE: Please do NOT park in Black Abbey brewery’s parking lot. Parking is across the street at C3 Consulting (2963 Sidco Dr.) or Oaks Business Center (2971 Sidco Dr.)
Hares: Corrigan, Barbies Bitch
BRING ID
Register inside Black Abbey Fellowship Hall — WPTB hash cash is $20 — includes T-shirt!
Enjoy beers from many nations in honor of world peace! Raise a glass to honor our veterans – it will be Veterans Day! If you are a veteran involved in the parade, please come catch up to us after.

MCH3 #805 - Thankful for Beer
2017-11-18 12:00 - 16:00
Hares: Stunt Cock, It Itches
Meet: Noon, hares away 12:30 p.m.
Where: Dupont-Hadley Middle School, 1901 Old Hickory Blvd., Old Hickory, TN. Map: https://goo.gl/maps/dGBazNqosS92
$5 + bring ID and cash for one bar stop on trail
On after at Sam’s Sports Bar

MCH3 #806 - HO, HO, HO-LIDAYS
2017-12-02 13:00 - 17:00
HO, HO, HO, Hashers. It’s time to celebrate the HO-lidays, and Saturday is the Nashville Christmas Parade AND Quack’s Birthday!!
Sat., Dec. 2
Hares: Quack and Elmo
Start: At the Christmas Parade!
Parade begins at 8:30 am! Convene in the parking lot between 1st and 2nd Avenues North and Church (lot across from Beer Sellar). Hares plan to set up breakfast goodies and warming drinks at the corner of 1st and Church for your parade viewing pleasure. (You’re on your own for parking. Be creative! Or Uber!)
Trail begins immediately after the parade – it’s a pay-as-you-go pub crawl trail of 2 ½ – 3 miles, A to A. Bring ID and money. This is not a downtown route – the hares promise “new and exciting” pubs will be explored.
Trail will end in plenty of time for wankers who have tix to rest up before the 12 South Winter Warmer. The HO-lidays are a marathon, wanks, not a sprint!
Parade Route

The parade will begin at the intersection of North 1st Ave. and Brandon St. (Point A) and will travel south towards Broadway, where it will turn right onto Broadway and end at North 8th Ave. & Broadway (Point B).
Please take note of road closures here: http://nashvillechristmasparade.com/road-closures/

MCH3 #807 - HASHMAS
2017-12-16 14:00 - 22:00
Greetings, Half Minds. It’s time for H A S H M A S!
Beaver & Daddy’s, 4309 Valley Grove Drive (37076)
Schedule of Events

2:00 pm – Arrive for trail, drop off any food offerings and Dirty Santa gifts if you want to participate – more details below
2:30 – Hares away – Flush & Sad
4:00 – Circle
5:00 – Sport Drinking, Great Food, Dirty Santa and Hashie Seasonal Merriment

Details

Trail – A to A, starts at Beaver and Daddy’s. 99% shiggylicious. Bring a change of shoes.
Menu – Curry with brown or white rice. We will have vegan curry available as well. Bring any cold sides or desserts you want to share.
Dirty Santa – Hashmas gift exchange – NOT mandatory. If you want to play, you must bring a gift item of approx. $20 value that would be useful or amusing to another halfmind. Gifts of beer and alcohol are always popular. (Get good stuff – Santa’s watching.) We draw numbers, you can steal gifts, etc.
Beverages – The hash will provide beer but if you want anything else, bring it.
Post-Beverage Wisdom – DUIs cost about 10k. A Lyft or Uber from Daddy and Beaver’s house to most places in Nashville range from $15-$30. Consider leaving your car and getting a ride, or stay the night. Don’t get a DUI during the most wonderful time for a beer.

Other Messages from the Hosts
We’ve been getting the basement ready to party! Music, games, and fun. Bring a sleeping bag if you plan to crash. Several cots, hammock, and couch available.
*Help us trim the Hashmas tree by bringing a homemade tacky ornament. (Ideas: beer cans, underwear, ball of tinfoil, random trail treasure. Or decorate some balls once you’re here. ????). Beaver will be home all day if you need to drop anything off or plan on never leaving camp. ????

MCH3 #808 - Dec. 30, 1 pm
2017-12-30 13:00 - 17:00
Hello, halfminds. It’s time to hash!
WHO: Hares – Clitterbug and Princess Lay Me
WHAT: Trail #808 – Last hash of 2017! Pre-lube for New Year’s Eve
WHEN: 1 pm, hares away 1:30
WHERE: 12848 Old Hickory Blvd, Antioch – Cane Ridge High School. (Yea, we know we have started here before, but this is a new trail, living down to our very low standards.)
OTHER THINGS TO KNOW: Very cold, but the good news is the mud should be frozen. Dress warmly. No precipitation but possible water crossing (if not frozen) HA HA. Large amount of shiggy. Bring change of shoes, clothes. Fun surprises on trail.
ON AFTER: Starwood Pizza, 12633 Old Hickory Blvd., Antioch

MCH3 #809 - Feels Like The First Time
2018-01-06 13:00 - 17:00
Hares: Elmo and Sad
Meet: 1 p.m., hares away 1:30
Where: 226 Peachtree St., Nashville, TN 37210
It’s gonna be another cold day! Bring ID and cash or card for possible beer stop.
Plus a surprise birthday!
On after TBD
Hash cash: $5

MCH3 #810 - Hares Flush & PE
2018-01-20 13:00 - 17:00
Hello, Halfminds. It’s time to hash!
Sat., Jan. 20
Hares: Flush and PE
Meet: 1 p.m., hares away 1:30
Where: Von Elrod’s Beer Garden and Sausage House, 1004 4th Avenue North, Nashville 37219 (Germantown area)
Get directions
This is a pay your own way trail. No hash cash, but bring ID and dollars or plastic.
We’ve planned trail to make it convenient for Women’s Marchers to meet up with us along trail if you’d like. Hit up Flush or PE on cell phones or message the group Saturday to find us!!
Remember to let new Hare Raiser Clitterbug know if you want to sign up for a trail.
Upcoming Trails:
Feb 4 (Sunday) – Super Bowl – Micro PP
Feb 17 – Lefty
Mar 3 – Righty, Barbie
Mar 17 – Titsaside, Clitterbug
Apr 7 – Lil Man
Apr 21 – Saddy, Hangina
Apr 28 – Marathong Water Stop
May 5 – Elmo
May 19 – Nutlika
Jun 2 – HARE NEEDED
Jun 16 – Lefty

MCH3 #811 - Sun., Feb. 4 - Super Bowl Hash
2018-02-04 13:00 - 20:00
Sunday, Feb. 4 – Super Bowl Hash
THEME – Beers and Tears – “Do Not Follow MPP”!
THE CAST

Hare, Host, Main Cook and Bottle Washer – the badly misnamed:“Microscopic Pocket Penis”
Co-Hare, Assistant Cook and Excuse for ANYTHING that goes wrong – the extremely handsome: “Sad He Ate Her”
Beer Wench and Driver – the beautiful and vivacious: “Pro Blow”

MEET UP and EVENT PARKING

1 pm – Sunday, Feb. 4, at Madison Steel (312 Woodruff St., Madison TN 37115)
(Regardless of when you arrive, PLEASE park at Madison Steel, NOT AT THE HARE’S HOUSE which is around the corner.)
1:15 – CHALK TALK
1:30 – PACK AWAY
Easy, fun, surprise-filled (hey, if it is not a busted trail, some will be surprised!) 3 – 5 miles

WHAT TO BRING

$5 Hash Cash and ID – EVERYTHING else will be provided

CIRCLE – 4:30

104 Peggy Street, Madison, TN – Remember: Park at Madison Steel, 312 Woodruff St., Madison TN 37115
We will tap a keg – Jackalope – “Bear Walker”
There will be a bonfire, appetizers and snacks

ON AFTER – GAME KICK OFF – 5:30
FULL DINNER BUFFET – about 6:00

Apple/Garlic infused deep fried Turkey
Smoked Ham
BBQ pulled Pork
Vegetarian Lasagna
“Five Cup”, “Cranberry”, and warm “German Potato” salads
Homemade Apple Strudel and Coffee

MCH3# 812 - Big Easy Hash
2018-02-17 13:00 - 17:00
THEME – Mardi Gras
Hares: Lefty Loosey, Handgina
Beer Wench and Driver – surprise jester
Meet 1 pm — 5016 Murfreesboro Rd, LaVergne TN, 37086
Park in lot beside firework store. Abandoned building with no address.
CHALK TALK – 1:15
PACK AWAY – Promptly at 1:30
Easy, fun, surprise filled 3–5 miles, A to B
WHAT TO BRING
$5 Hash Cash and ID, extra cash or plastic for possible bar stop. Bring beads, extra shoes and socks.
ON AFTER – J Gumbo’s in Antioch

MCH3 #813 - Zombie Hash
2018-03-03 13:00 - 17:00
Saturday, March 3
Is everybody ready to get on your deadest zombie face? Are you ready to trudge through the bloody gory hills of Fairview? Expect to find some surprises and this will be something different than the typical hash.
Hares: Righty Tighty, Corrigan
Meet: 1 pm
Zombie Circle: 1:15
Zombies Away: 1:30
Start: Walmart parking lot, 7100 Hopgood Rd., Fairview TN — Park in the lot to the far right, against the hill and away from the store. They have garden stuff out there now. Park where you can and go to the hill.
Get ready to get bloody, muddy and wet! Bring $5hash cash, Shiggy protection, (pants recommended), change of clothes, shoes and socks. Big sticks to ward off Zombies.
Trail: 3-5 miles, A-B
On after: TBD

MCH3# 814
2018-03-17 14:00 - 18:00
St. Patrick’s Day! Titsaside & Clitterbug

MCH3 #815 - Cottontails Resurrection – Ass in Hell
2018-03-31 12:00 - 18:00 | 5911 Old Hickory Blvd Ashland City, TN 37015, 5911 Old Hickory Blvd, Ashland City, TN, 37015, United States
Trail name/#:
MCH3 #815
Cottontails Resurrection – Ass in Hell
Hares: Cum Scout and Just Dominique
Who/Wear:
Almost everybunny will be able to take this trail. That being said, it’s a nice day so muggles will be afoot! Be respectful to all but especially to tiny muggles.
***Wear your Easter best- we want to see rabbits, ducks and pastels – oh my!
Difficulty:
Fucked (Turkey and Eagle Splits). **Slippery spots (it’s been raining people)
Where:
5911 Old Hickory Blvd
Ashland City, TN 37015
Beaman Park nature center (not the trailhead) we will park at the nature center and walk in on the sedge hill trail before we circle up (look for wankers) at the white-topped pavilion. Lots of scenery/photo opps!
When:
Meet up at 12:00 (noon), circle at 12:30 pm, hares away 12:45 pm.
What to bring:
Bring mosquito spray, sunscreen, shiggy’s, a change of clothes/shoes (things may get wet). No valuables left in your vehicle or in sight (there have been break-ins, saw one there just the other day). Water, and running beer if you can’t wait for the stop. No glass. ***Trash bins located at the nature center and half-way through our trail. Only restrooms are at the nature center.
Weather: estimated 65 degrees partly cloudy.
Reminder: Nothing must be left behind, this park is developing and not fully staffed. If you leave trash it will likely stay there for the next 100 yrs.

MCH3 #816 - PUB CRAWL!!!
2018-04-07 14:00 - 18:00
#816-Beaver’s Tail What-Pay as you go dive bar/pub crawl. Bring cash, card, ID
Why?-Cause nobody could hare on such short notice and it’s going to be 40 degrees and raining! Also Beaver is lazy.
When-Saturday, April 7, 2018, 2 pm
Where-Dalton’s 7062 US-70S, Nashville 37221
Who-Beaver’s TAil and hopefully the rest of you wanks and bimbos
What else-There will still be some significant walking, make sure you wear appropriate shoes, you may want to bring an umbrella or rain coat. ON ON

MCH3 #817
2018-04-21 14:00 - 18:00
THE 420 HASH!
Hash #817
OK, this is what I’ve got for Hash #817, which is the 420 hash that takes place on 4/21/18.
Hares: Sadheateher and Handgina
What: Its the 420 hash and its the day before Earth Day. Hippy, Grateful Dead, Stoner, dress like your favorite one.
Where: Sigler Street (same place as the Green Dress Run). Park anywhere you can on the street and meet at the dead end. Near 1408 Sigler Street.
Bring: $5 hash cash.
Time: 1:30 hares away at 2:00 PM. Pretty sure it will start later than posted, because its the 420 hash.
Other important details: PIE! Yes PIE to satisfy your munchies.

MCH3 #818 - Marathong Water Stop
2018-04-28 08:00 - 13:00
Marathong Water Stop

MCH3 #819 - Drinko De Mayo!
2018-05-05 14:00 - 18:00
Saturday is a hashing day. Is everybody happy?
#819-Elmo’s Fuck Buddy is your esteemed hare.
Cinco de Mayo hash
When-Saturday May 5
Where-2511 Nolensville Pike, Nashville. Park in back
Meet 11:45, hare away 12
bring cash, card, id. This is a pay as you go margarita crawl. Possible taco stand stop. Let’s celebrate Cinco de Mayo!
