MCH3 #816 - PUB CRAWL!!!
2018-04-07 14:00 - 18:00 (America/Chicago)
#816-Beaver’s Tail What-Pay as you go dive bar/pub crawl. Bring cash, card, ID
Why?-Cause nobody could hare on such short notice and it’s going to be 40 degrees and raining! Also Beaver is lazy.
When-Saturday, April 7, 2018, 2 pm
Where-Dalton’s 7062 US-70S, Nashville 37221
Who-Beaver’s TAil and hopefully the rest of you wanks and bimbos
What else-There will still be some significant walking, make sure you wear appropriate shoes, you may want to bring an umbrella or rain coat. ON ON

MCH3 #817
2018-04-21 14:00 - 18:00
THE 420 HASH!
Hash #817
OK, this is what I’ve got for Hash #817, which is the 420 hash that takes place on 4/21/18.
Hares: Sadheateher and Handgina
What: Its the 420 hash and its the day before Earth Day. Hippy, Grateful Dead, Stoner, dress like your favorite one.
Where: Sigler Street (same place as the Green Dress Run). Park anywhere you can on the street and meet at the dead end. Near 1408 Sigler Street.
Bring: $5 hash cash.
Time: 1:30 hares away at 2:00 PM. Pretty sure it will start later than posted, because its the 420 hash.
Other important details: PIE! Yes PIE to satisfy your munchies.

MCH3 #818 - Marathong Water Stop
2018-04-28 08:00 - 13:00
Marathong Water Stop

MCH3 #819 - Drinko De Mayo!
2018-05-05 14:00 - 18:00
Saturday is a hashing day. Is everybody happy?
#819-Elmo’s Fuck Buddy is your esteemed hare.
Cinco de Mayo hash
When-Saturday May 5
Where-2511 Nolensville Pike, Nashville. Park in back
Meet 11:45, hare away 12
bring cash, card, id. This is a pay as you go margarita crawl. Possible taco stand stop. Let’s celebrate Cinco de Mayo!

MCH3 #820 - RED DRESS RUN
2018-05-19 13:30 - 18:00 | Ridley Blvd & E Argyle Ave, 724 E Argyle Ave, Nashville, TN, United States
Hello half-minds, it’s time to hash!!
MCH3 #820 RED DRESS RUN
5/19/18
Meet 1:30, hares away 2:00 PM
Ridley Blvd & E Argyle Ave
Nearest actual address is 724 E Argyle Ave.
Park on Ridley and look for gorgeous sexy scarlet-clad wankers and bimbos.
Wear your finest RED DRESSES! Bring ID, $5 hash cash, extra cash for possible beverage stop. Donations will be accepted for Monroe Carrell Children’s Hospital at Vanderbilt, in honor of Captain Snatch. There is a good story behind this and it will be told in circle. On-on, Captain. We miss you.
This medium length, people-shiggy trail will include SUPER SURPRISES and SEMI-VALUABLE PRIZES! Prizes will be awarded for best dressed, FRB, FBI, and whoever else the hares think should have one. Cum on out for a boozy good time! You may want to Uber or Lyft… just sayin’.
On-after will be at Smokin’ Thighs, 611 Wedgewood Ave, Nashville, TN 37203.

MCH3 #821 - Turtle Anarchy!!!
2018-06-02 13:30 - 18:00
Hash #821-Turtle Anarchy
Hare: Turtle Boner
Where: Greenway Parking Lot, east of Antioch Middle Prep 5050 Blue Hole Rd
Antioch, TN 37013
When: June 2, 2018 meet at 1:30, hare away at 2:00
Important info, A to A’, shiggy and water on trail. Will need a change of clothes, socks, and shoes for on after. Melf might need a snorkel.
$5 hash cash, there might be some beer related to the hash.

MCH3 #824
2018-07-07 12:30 - 18:00 | 521 Old Salem Rd. Murfreesboro, TN 37129, 521 Old Salem Rd., Murfreesboro, TN, 37129
A to A prime ,
On Start! 521 Old Salem Rd.
Murfreesboro, TN 37129,
Hare- Mudwife
bring dry bag, change of clothes if you want, 3-5 miles. gather at 12:30, hare away 1pm. bring ID and $ for pub stops!

MCH3 #825 - Deliverance
2018-07-21 14:00 - 18:00

MCH3 #826 1st anal running of the bulls.
2018-08-04 11:30 - 18:00 | 6931 Nolensville Pike, 6931 Nolensville Pike, Antioch, TN, United States
Hares-Princess Lay Me and Just Autumn
When-Saturday Aug 4, meet 11:30, hares away noon.
Where-6931 Nolensville Pike, Antioch Tn
Bring-$5 hah cash, shiggy socks, change of clothes for on after, unless you want to wear your wet stinky clothes to on after.
expect shiggy, water, special guest appearance by-you know her, I love her, we’ve all hit it-your MOM
on after-Las Palmas Mexican Restaurant, 6688 Nolensville Rd Brentwood Tn
Cum out dressed in your finest bull outfit for a fun run

MCH3 #827 - A walk in the Park
2018-08-18 13:00 - 18:00 | 3424 Lebanon Pike, 3424 Lebanon Pike, Hermitage, TN, 37076, United States
Saturday is a hashing day. Is everybody happy?
#827, A walk in the Park.
Who-Clitterbug, Turtle Boner
Where-3424 Lebanon Pike,
Hermitage, 37076. Nash Vegas Bar. Yes, I double checked the address.
When-Saturday August 18, meet 1 pm, hares away 1:30.
Bring hash cash $5, shiggy socks, bug spray. Change of clothes for on after.
Expect shiggy, lots of shiggy, no railroad tracks (this time). True trail is 4-5 miles. Lovely views.
on after-TBD or as Quack would say TDB

MCH3 #828 - Pound That Pavement!
2018-09-01 13:00 - 18:00 | Ridley Blvd & E Argyle Ave, 724 E Argyle Ave, Nashville, TN, United States
Saturday is a hashing day! Is everybody happy?
Hash #827, I think.
Hares-Fantastic Foreskin and Barbie’s Bitch
When- Saturday Sept 1, meet 1 pm, hares away 1:30ish
Where- corner East Argyle Ave and Ridley Blvd, closest address is 724 East Argyle, Nashville
What-mostly pavement pounding with shiggy light. I know some of you are glad to hear that.
Bring $5 hash cash plus ID and cash for bar stop.
On after-TBD

MCH3 #829 Happy Analversary Licks And Driftwood!
2018-09-15 14:00 - 18:00 | TN, United States
Saturday is a hashing day, Is everybody happy? This looks to be another one of Licks epic trails.
5th analversary of first MCH3 official hash wedding.
Hares-Licks em all, Driftwood
When-Saturday Sept 15. Meet 2 pm, hare away 2:30.
Where- 6040 Biota Trail, Joelton, Tn 27080.
Bring-Change of clothes, you will get wet and dirty. We all like wet and dirty. Driftwood says non-slip shoes are a good idea. Bug spray, sunscreen if the hurricane isn’t here yet.
On after-Cookout! Bring chair. Ribs, beans, potato salad will be served. Bring drink if you don’t want beer. Camping is available. Pancakes and coffee will be served in the morning for the survivors.

MCH3 #830 Elmo Goes To School!
2018-09-29 14:00 - 18:00 | 1200 2nd Ave S, 1200 2nd Ave S, Nashville, TN, 37210, United States
Hares-EFB and Mouse Milker
When-Saturday Sept 29th
What time-2pm and hares away at 2:30pm
Where- Johnson Alt Learning Center 1200 2nd Ave S, Nashville, TN 37210 [THIS IS A METRO SCHOOL, BECAREFUL, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!]
What to expect-railroads, shiggy (higher than a normal Elmo trail), pavement, hills, slippery when wet, ankle to chest deep water (MELF chest deep that is), public places, poison plants, and if we are lucky a gunshot or two.
What to bring-$5 hash cash, ID and a payment of money for a possible bar stop, change of clothes, bug spray,
On after- 312 Pizza, 2190 Nolensville Pike, Nashville, TN 37211 (parking in rear)

MCH3 #831. Last Minute Layers
2018-10-06 12:30 - 17:00 | 277 n lowrey, 277 N Lowry st, Smyrna, United States
Hares-Handgina, Sexray
When-Saturday Oct 6, meet 12:30, hares away 1 pm.
Where-277 Lowry St Smyrna, Tn 37167. Parking in front of Cozumel Mexican restaurant.
Some shiggy, pavement. beer. What else do you need?
Sexray’s virgin lay so cum out and play.
Honor to the hares for stepping up at last minute.
On after-Cozumel’s

MCH3 #832 - World Peace Through Beer
2018-10-20 13:00 - 19:00
Hare-Corrigan
When-Saturday October 20, meet 1, hare away 2 pm.
Where-Plaza Mariachi, 3955 Nolensville Pike, Nashville 37211. Near intersection with Paragon Mills. Park in outer lot by Nolensville Pike. The restaurant is having Octoberfest celebration starting at noon. Cum early if you want lunch.
Bring your happy self and $20 hash cash. There will be t-shirts and good beer.

MCH3 #833
2018-11-03 14:00 - 19:00 | 123 east prince st, 123 east prince st, Gallatin, TN, United States
Hare? – Call Me, Asshole!
Meet at 2:00pm. Hare away at 2:30pm.
Location: Prince Street Pizza in Gallatin, TN. Follow the True Trail arrows on the street in front of the front door to find the starting circle.
A to A, .69 on the shiggy level, 2 beer stops, under 6.9 miles, and we can only hope it will be a shitty trail. But…. and there is a butt. Some might even call him an asshole. There will be plenty of cold locally brewed craft beers and fresh made pizza at the On-After that will not cost you an arm and a leg. Oh, and one of the beer stops is at my dad’s house, and I promised him that he could see some boobies if he allowed us access to his property. He agreed. On-On! Call Me, Asshole.

MCH3 #834
2018-11-17 13:00 - 17:00
What-Hash #835?
Hares-It Itches, Mmmm-Elf
When-Saturday November 17. Meet 1 pm, hares away1:30.
Where-Bikini Beach Bar, 1297 Antioch Pike. Park across street at Sam’s Club.
Bring-$5 hash cash plus ID and $$ for beer at start. $2.75 for longnecks. Hare will buy beer for anyone wearing a bikini and nothing else. FRB’s will be rewarded with free beer at frequent BN’s. Change of clothes for on after.
Expect a mix of shitty shiggy and pavement pounding. Don’t be fooled by location, this is not a pub crawl. You will have to work for your beer.
On after-Tai Papaya, 321 Harding Place Ste A. Lazy crashing wankers are welcome but expect much harassment. Weather looks to be sunny and warmer.

MCH3 #835 - Christmas parade hash
2018-12-01 08:00 - 17:00 | 300 2nd Ave N, 300 2nd Ave N, Nashville, TN, United States
What-MCH3 #835. Anal Christmas parade hash.
Hares-Barbie’s bitch, AW Potato Chip
When-Saturday Dec.1 2018. Meet 8 am to grab a spot or cum earlier to avoid traffic. Parade starts at 8:30.
Where-Premier Parking Lot, 300 2nd Ave N, Nashville Tn. This lot will probably be full, so park somewhere close and walk in.
Bring-$5 hash cash, ID and some form of payment for after parade shenanigans.Bring a vessel as there will be non-hashers around. Maybe a chair if you want.
Other-Dress warmly! It will more than likely to be cold. Wear your happi coats or ugly christmas sweater or both. There will be doughnuts, coffee and BEER! It is early yes, BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE to miss a great time.
on on

MCH3 #836 - HASHMAS
2018-12-15 13:30 - 23:00
Hashmas Time Is Near!
Saturday, Dec. 15
Beaver & Daddy’s, 4309 Valley Grove Drive (37076)
Schedule (all times tentative due to half-minded participants and behavior)

1:30 – Arrive for trail, drop off any food and Dirty Santa gifts (see notes about both below)
2:00 – Hares away – Nut-lickaand Just Trisha
4:30 – Circle
6:00 – SportDrinking, Great Food
7:00 – Dirty Santa and more Hashie Seasonal Merriment

Details

Trail– A to A, starts at Beaver and Daddy’s. A change of shoes/clothes never a bad idea although the hare has not so advised
Menu – Mama Mia! The hash will provide Italian takeout, including pizzas. If you want to bring food, that’s fine but not required. Suggested: appetizers, salad, dessert, pudding shots
Dirty Santa– Hashmas gift exchange – NOT mandatory. If you want to play, you must bring a gift item of $15-20 value that would be useful or amusing to another halfmind. Gifts of beer and alcohol are always popular. (Get good stuff – Santa’s watching.) We draw numbers, you can steal gifts, etc.
Beverages – The hash will provide beer but if you want anything else, bring it.
Post-Beverage Wisdom– DUIs cost about 10k. Daddy and Beaver will have crash space, or plan to Lyft or Uber from their house. Don’t get a DUI during the most wonderful time for a beer.
Virgins – If you have a virgin to bring to trail who stay’s for Hashmas party, great! But please don’t show up with a bunch of virgins for dinner and partying. This is not a kegger. This is MCH3’s Hashmas party.

MCH3 #837
2018-12-29 13:00 - 17:00
Clitterbug

MCH3 #838
2019-01-05 13:00 - 18:00 | 530 Murfreesboro Rd, 530 Murfreesboro Rd, Nashville, 37210
Saturday is a hashing day, is everybody happy?
Third chance to hash this week!!!
Hares-Elmo’s F. B. and Babysitter
When-Saturday Jan 5, 2019, meet 1 pm, hares away 1:30 pm.
Where-530 Murfreesboro Rd, Nashville 37210
On after-TBD
That’s all I have. Contact hares if you need more info, although I don’t think you need anymore. Elmo will have a fun and shitty trail. Plan for anything.
Bring-$5 hash cash, id, extra money, change of clothes, blah, blah

MCH3 #839
2019-01-19 13:00 - 18:00 | 61 East Thompson lane, 61 East Thompson lane, NASHVILLE, TN, 37211, United States
SATURDAY IS A HASHING DAY !!
Hare : Mouse milker
Where 61 East Thompson lane
NASHVILLE , tn 37211
Expect : water crossings, maybe
Shiggy level : 0.5
(Hares lie)
When : 1pm show
1:30pm go
On after : guacamayas Mexican restaurant
63 east Thompson lane
Nashville , tn 37211

MCH3 #840 - Stooper bowl
2019-02-03 12:00 - 17:00 | 10479 Old Nashville Hwy, 10479 Old Nashville Hwy, Smyrna, TN, United States
#840- Stooper bowl hash and party.
Hares-Clitterbug and Turtle Boner
Where-10479 Old Nashville Hwy, Smyrna Tn. Stewartsboro Elementary school.
When-Sunday Feb 3.
Meet 12 noon, hares away 12:30. If you are staying for party, cum earlier and drop off food, drink, clothes at party venue. Continue reading for that info.
Bring-$5 hash cash, party supplies, again read further, change of clothes.
Other-there is some shiggy otherwise it wouldn’t be a Clitter and Turtle trail. Could be some mud depending on weather. Shittiest and most fun trail ever. Weather looks to be great.
On after-Mudwife and Handgina’s pad, 2023 Avery Park Drive, Smyrna Tn.
Bring a food dish to share, Corrigan is getting a keg but bring any special drink you want. A change of clothes is required for you hounds as Mudwife will not let you sit on her couch with dirty clothes. If not doing trail, the game starts at 5:30.

MCH3 #841
2019-02-16 13:30 - 18:00 | 5306 Mt View Rd, Antioch, TN 37013, 5306 Mt View Rd, Antioch, 37013, United States
MCH3 #841, Tiny Pianist ???? and Call Me, Asshole ????.
Where: 5306 Mt View Rd, Antioch, TN 37013 (Behind AMC movie theater in Antioch)
When: 2/16/19. 1:30pm meet, hares away 2pm.
Some shiggy, somewhere under 6.9 miles

MCH3 #842 - SAMEDGRAS-hash your tits off
2019-03-02 13:30 - 18:00 | 3611 Gallatin Pike, Nashville Tn 37216, 3611 Gallatin Pike, Nashville, tn, 37216
What- Hash #842, SAMEDGRAS-hash your tits off.
Hares-Sexual Healing, Daddy is He Drunk
When-Saturday, March 2. Meet 1:30, hares away 2 pm
Bring-$5 hash cash, ID, vessel, sense of adventure and discretion. There may be a bar stop.
Where-Old Piggly Wiggly, 3611 Gallatin Pike, Nashville Tn 37216, park in back
It may be raining, but even if not you will still get wet. Wear your bon temps finery for chance to win haberdashery. Mardi Gras is Tues, but pretend it is Sat.
Golden Showers will be making a special appearance to help with beer stops.

MCH3 #843 - Green Dress!
2019-03-16 13:30 - 18:00 | 601 Russell St Nashville Tn 37206, 601 Russell St, Nashville, TN, 37206
What-Hash #843, GREEN DRESS!!!
Hares-Call Me Asshole, Tiny Pianist, No Mo Butt Hoes
When-Saturday March 16. Meet 1:30, hares away 2 pm.
Where-601 Russell St Nashville Tn 37206. East park.
Bring-$5 hash cash, ID, extra $$ for bar stop. Drinking vessel.
Other-Shiggy level 0.000069, under 6.9 miles. It’s green dress, wear your best green finery. this is your chance to be a drunk irish half mind. Rumor is this will be an outstanding hash. Dress up and cum on out.

MCH3 #844
2019-03-30 13:30 - 18:00
Hash #844
Hares-the incredible Flush and luscious PE
When-Saturday March 30. Meet 1:30, hares away 2 pm.
Where-Richland Park near 50th Ave N and Charlotte Ave, Nashville. If lightning and thunder are happening meet at Twilight tavern at 53rd and Charlotte. If just rain we will still be at the park. Just look for half minds.
Bring-$5 hash cash, vessel, weather appropriate clothing, change of clothes for on after, your usual fun loving self. ID and $ for bar if we meet there.
On after-TBD

MCH3 #845 Harry Potter and the Half Drunken Hasher
2019-04-06 12:00 - 18:00 | 1550 W McEwen Dr., 1550 W McEwen Dr., Franklin, TN, United States
Harry Potter and the Half Drunken Hasher Trail
Commencing on April 6th @ 12:00. Hares away at 1:00.
Please arrive to Platform 9 3/4 located at the back parking lot of 1550 W McEwen Dr., Franklin, TN.
Please cum decked out in your house colors. The will be shiggy light, shenanigans, prizes, surprises, trivia and Butter Beer ???? and possibly a potion or two.
Flotsam And Jizm will be channeling Hagrid, as he and Buckbeak (aka the beer truck) will be bringing you Wankers what you really want.

MCH3 #846 The 4/20 Easter Spectacular!
2019-04-20 13:00 - 18:00 | 2000 Warfield Dr Nashville 37215, 2000 Warfield Dr, Nashville, TN, 37215
#846-4/20 hash, easter hash, earth day hash, hippy hash. pick the theme you want and run with it.
Hares-the Sadheater, just Bailey.
When-Saturday April 20. Meet 1 pm, hares away at 1:33.
Where-2000 Warfield Dr Nashville 37215. Behind the Twice Daily Shell station near corner of Warfield and Hillsboro Pike.
Bring-$5 hash cash, your fun loving self. Dress for your theme.
Other-4-5 mile trail for turkeys, 5-6 for eagles. The hare promises pie on trail. Hopefully beer will be available.
On after-TBD

MCH3 #847 - MARATHONG
2019-04-27 07:30 - 14:00
Marathong Water Stop
Hey, Wankers! It’s here! The 20th Rock ‘N’ Roll Marathong waterstop. Time to join MCH3 as we celebrate racist behavior in our fair city. If you haven’t yet said you’re coming, no problem. Just show up anyway. All you need to know follows.
MCH3 WATER STOP – SATURDAY, APRIL 27
Helpful files you can find on the Yahoo Group site under “Files”
(Email flush_pe (at) yahoo.com if you want them sent to your email address):

2019 Directions to Riverside Drive Entrance
’19 NSH Water Station – THIS IS THE PARKING PASS

Worker Arrival Times
7:30 – 8 a.m. – Early set up crew and anyone who wants to be able to drive into the park.
We need at least 5-6 people for set up. Please reply to let us know if you can come early. (Mimosa drinking follows set up!)
Also, anyone who wants to drive into the park must arrive by 8:00 because Shelby Park absolutely closes to cars by 8 a.m.
PLEASE USE THE RIVERSIDE DRIVE ENTRANCE AND DISPLAY THE 2019 PARKING PASS. Pass is under “Files” on the Yahoo group page: https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/mchash/files/2019%20Water%20Stop%20Files/
Note: If you enter through a different park entrance, please replace any sawhorses you move, be polite and respectful to park police, etc. They’re instructed to close the park until after the Marathon and usually don’t understand where we are going and why. Just explain and be nice.
Also: If you drive in, be aware you can’t drive out (for runner safety) until things start to wind down – hopefully around 2 p.m. (If that’s going to be a problem for you, plan ahead: park outside the park and walk or bike in.)
After 8 a.m. – Afte 8 a.m., park outside the park and walk or bike in. If parking outside the Riverside entrance, follow the road adjacent to the railroad tracks down the hill. If parking outside the Shelby Avenue entrance near the dog park, go down the hill and past the ball fields and we’ll be set up on the park road between the junior ball fields and the railroad trestle near the boat ramp. (Note: There is another water stop closer to the Shelby Avenue entrance, so if you don’t recognize anyone, keep walking toward the river.)
The first runner will arrive about 9:15 and we will be busiest from about 10:15 a.m. to noon or 12:30, so later arrivals still welcome!
Provisions/What to Bring
We provide hash beverages for the runners, but YOU are responsible for your own hydration. Remember to be discreet with those beverages since we’re in a Metro park (i.e., bring a vessel). We’ll provide lunch, but please bring any snacks or breakfast foods you’d like to have or share.
Please also consider bringing food to give out to the runners, such as fruit (oranges and bananas are popular), salty snacks, or other things that are easy to cut up like cereal or granola bars. By mile 23 these racists need all the support we can give them.
You may also want to bring a chair and sunscreen. The weather looks to be a little warm this year for marathoners – mid 70s. If you have a table or pop-up you want to bring and you’re arriving early, those are always helpful.
Playing well with others… We may have some non-hasher volunteers, particularly since our numbers are down this year. Be nice y’all.
WHERE AM I GOING? AND HOW DO I GET THERE?
Our water stop is #16 and it is located close to the 23-mile mark in Shelby Park, near the railroad trestle in the southeast corner of the park beside the boat launch ramp. See directions below or refer to the files “2019 Directions to Riverside Drive Entrance” on the Yahoo Group page under “Files.”
Directions to Riverside Dr. Entrance:

From I-24, take Spring St./Ellington Pkwy. exit #47A
The exit ramp curves right – DO NOT GET ON ELLINGTON PARKWAY
Stay in the left lane, to the intersection of James Robertson Pkwy./Main St. and 5th St./Spring St. (the roads change names at this intersection)
Turn left on Main St. and go approx. 1.3 miles, continuing as it becomes Gallatin Rd.
Turn right on Eastland Ave. and go approx. 1.3 miles to Riverside Dr.
Turn right on Riverside Dr. and go approx. 0.6 miles to Huntleigh Dr./Lillian Dr.
Turn right to approach the back entrance to the park

(False Trail Warning: Remember, there is another water stop inside Shelby Park, located between the Vinny Links golf course and the ball fields. That’s not our water stop … we’re near the trestle and the boat ramp in the far southeast corner of the park.)
MCH3 POST-RACIST HASH

Where: Southern Grist East Nashville Taproom, 1201 Porter Rd., Nashville, TN 37206
Hare: Butt Quack
When: Meet after water stop or by 3 p.m. Look for tired racist wankers. This is a pay-your-own-way pub crawl hash, so bring money.
