Music City Hash House Harriers

MCH3 #838
2019-01-05 13:00 - 18:00 (America/Chicago) | 530 Murfreesboro Rd, 530 Murfreesboro Rd, Nashville, 37210
Saturday is a hashing day, is everybody happy?
Third chance to hash this week!!!
Hares-Elmo’s F. B. and Babysitter
When-Saturday Jan 5, 2019, meet 1 pm, hares away 1:30 pm.
Where-530 Murfreesboro Rd, Nashville 37210
On after-TBD
That’s all I have. Contact hares if you need more info, although I don’t think you need anymore. Elmo will have a fun and shitty trail. Plan for anything.
Bring-$5 hash cash, id, extra money, change of clothes, blah, blah

MCH3 #837
2018-12-29 13:00 - 17:00 | tn
Clitterbug

MCH3 #836 - HASHMAS
2018-12-15 13:30 - 23:00 | tn
Hashmas Time Is Near!
Saturday, Dec. 15
Beaver & Daddy’s, 4309 Valley Grove Drive (37076)
Schedule (all times tentative due to half-minded participants and behavior)

1:30 – Arrive for trail, drop off any food and Dirty Santa gifts (see notes about both below)
2:00 – Hares away – Nut-lickaand Just Trisha
4:30 – Circle
6:00 – SportDrinking, Great Food
7:00 – Dirty Santa and more Hashie Seasonal Merriment

Details

Trail– A to A, starts at Beaver and Daddy’s. A change of shoes/clothes never a bad idea although the hare has not so advised
Menu – Mama Mia! The hash will provide Italian takeout, including pizzas. If you want to bring food, that’s fine but not required. Suggested: appetizers, salad, dessert, pudding shots
Dirty Santa– Hashmas gift exchange – NOT mandatory. If you want to play, you must bring a gift item of $15-20 value that would be useful or amusing to another halfmind. Gifts of beer and alcohol are always popular. (Get good stuff – Santa’s watching.) We draw numbers, you can steal gifts, etc.
Beverages – The hash will provide beer but if you want anything else, bring it.
Post-Beverage Wisdom– DUIs cost about 10k. Daddy and Beaver will have crash space, or plan to Lyft or Uber from their house. Don’t get a DUI during the most wonderful time for a beer.
Virgins – If you have a virgin to bring to trail who stay’s for Hashmas party, great! But please don’t show up with a bunch of virgins for dinner and partying. This is not a kegger. This is MCH3’s Hashmas party.

MCH3 #835 - Christmas parade hash
2018-12-01 08:00 - 17:00 | 300 2nd Ave N, 300 2nd Ave N, Nashville, TN, United States
What-MCH3 #835. Anal Christmas parade hash.
Hares-Barbie’s bitch, AW Potato Chip
When-Saturday Dec.1 2018. Meet 8 am to grab a spot or cum earlier to avoid traffic. Parade starts at 8:30.
Where-Premier Parking Lot, 300 2nd Ave N, Nashville Tn. This lot will probably be full, so park somewhere close and walk in.
Bring-$5 hash cash, ID and some form of payment for after parade shenanigans.Bring a vessel as there will be non-hashers around. Maybe a chair if you want.
Other-Dress warmly! It will more than likely to be cold. Wear your happi coats or ugly christmas sweater or both. There will be doughnuts, coffee and BEER! It is early yes, BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE to miss a great time.
on on

MCH3 #834
2018-11-17 13:00 - 17:00 | tn
What-Hash #835?
Hares-It Itches, Mmmm-Elf
When-Saturday November 17. Meet 1 pm, hares away1:30.
Where-Bikini Beach Bar, 1297 Antioch Pike. Park across street at Sam’s Club.
Bring-$5 hash cash plus ID and $$ for beer at start. $2.75 for longnecks. Hare will buy beer for anyone wearing a bikini and nothing else. FRB’s will be rewarded with free beer at frequent BN’s. Change of clothes for on after.
Expect a mix of shitty shiggy and pavement pounding. Don’t be fooled by location, this is not a pub crawl. You will have to work for your beer.
On after-Tai Papaya, 321 Harding Place Ste A. Lazy crashing wankers are welcome but expect much harassment. Weather looks to be sunny and warmer.

MCH3 #833
2018-11-03 14:00 - 19:00 | 123 east prince st, 123 east prince st, Gallatin, TN, United States
Hare? – Call Me, Asshole!
Meet at 2:00pm. Hare away at 2:30pm.
Location: Prince Street Pizza in Gallatin, TN. Follow the True Trail arrows on the street in front of the front door to find the starting circle.
A to A, .69 on the shiggy level, 2 beer stops, under 6.9 miles, and we can only hope it will be a shitty trail. But…. and there is a butt. Some might even call him an asshole. There will be plenty of cold locally brewed craft beers and fresh made pizza at the On-After that will not cost you an arm and a leg. Oh, and one of the beer stops is at my dad’s house, and I promised him that he could see some boobies if he allowed us access to his property. He agreed. On-On! Call Me, Asshole.

MCH3 #832 - World Peace Through Beer
2018-10-20 13:00 - 19:00 | tn
Hare-Corrigan
When-Saturday October 20, meet 1, hare away 2 pm.
Where-Plaza Mariachi, 3955 Nolensville Pike, Nashville 37211. Near intersection with Paragon Mills. Park in outer lot by Nolensville Pike. The restaurant is having Octoberfest celebration starting at noon. Cum early if you want lunch.
Bring your happy self and $20 hash cash. There will be t-shirts and good beer.

MCH3 #831. Last Minute Layers
2018-10-06 12:30 - 17:00 | 277 n lowrey, 277 N Lowry st, Smyrna, United States
Hares-Handgina, Sexray
When-Saturday Oct 6, meet 12:30, hares away 1 pm.
Where-277 Lowry St Smyrna, Tn 37167. Parking in front of Cozumel Mexican restaurant.
Some shiggy, pavement. beer. What else do you need?
Sexray’s virgin lay so cum out and play.
Honor to the hares for stepping up at last minute.
On after-Cozumel’s

MCH3 #830 Elmo Goes To School!
2018-09-29 14:00 - 18:00 | 1200 2nd Ave S, 1200 2nd Ave S, Nashville, TN, 37210, United States
Hares-EFB and Mouse Milker
When-Saturday Sept 29th
What time-2pm and hares away at 2:30pm
Where- Johnson Alt Learning Center 1200 2nd Ave S, Nashville, TN 37210 [THIS IS A METRO SCHOOL, BECAREFUL, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!]
What to expect-railroads, shiggy (higher than a normal Elmo trail), pavement, hills, slippery when wet, ankle to chest deep water (MELF chest deep that is), public places, poison plants, and if we are lucky a gunshot or two.
What to bring-$5 hash cash, ID and a payment of money for a possible bar stop, change of clothes, bug spray,
On after- 312 Pizza, 2190 Nolensville Pike, Nashville, TN 37211 (parking in rear)

MCH3 #829 Happy Analversary Licks And Driftwood!
2018-09-15 14:00 - 18:00 | TN, United States
Saturday is a hashing day, Is everybody happy? This looks to be another one of Licks epic trails.
5th analversary of first MCH3 official hash wedding.
Hares-Licks em all, Driftwood
When-Saturday Sept 15. Meet 2 pm, hare away 2:30.
Where- 6040 Biota Trail, Joelton, Tn 27080.
Bring-Change of clothes, you will get wet and dirty. We all like wet and dirty. Driftwood says non-slip shoes are a good idea. Bug spray, sunscreen if the hurricane isn’t here yet.
On after-Cookout! Bring chair. Ribs, beans, potato salad will be served. Bring drink if you don’t want beer. Camping is available. Pancakes and coffee will be served in the morning for the survivors.

MCH3 #828 - Pound That Pavement!
2018-09-01 13:00 - 18:00 | Ridley Blvd & E Argyle Ave, 724 E Argyle Ave, Nashville, TN, United States
Saturday is a hashing day! Is everybody happy?
Hash #827, I think.
Hares-Fantastic Foreskin and Barbie’s Bitch
When- Saturday Sept 1, meet 1 pm, hares away 1:30ish
Where- corner East Argyle Ave and Ridley Blvd, closest address is 724 East Argyle, Nashville
What-mostly pavement pounding with shiggy light. I know some of you are glad to hear that.
Bring $5 hash cash plus ID and cash for bar stop.
On after-TBD

MCH3 #827 - A walk in the Park
2018-08-18 13:00 - 18:00 | 3424 Lebanon Pike, 3424 Lebanon Pike, Hermitage, TN, 37076, United States
Saturday is a hashing day. Is everybody happy?
#827, A walk in the Park.
Who-Clitterbug, Turtle Boner
Where-3424 Lebanon Pike,
Hermitage, 37076. Nash Vegas Bar. Yes, I double checked the address.
When-Saturday August 18, meet 1 pm, hares away 1:30.
Bring hash cash $5, shiggy socks, bug spray. Change of clothes for on after.
Expect shiggy, lots of shiggy, no railroad tracks (this time). True trail is 4-5 miles. Lovely views.
on after-TBD or as Quack would say TDB

MCH3 #826 1st anal running of the bulls.
2018-08-04 11:30 - 18:00 | 6931 Nolensville Pike, 6931 Nolensville Pike, Antioch, TN, United States
Hares-Princess Lay Me and Just Autumn
When-Saturday Aug 4, meet 11:30, hares away noon.
Where-6931 Nolensville Pike, Antioch Tn
Bring-$5 hah cash, shiggy socks, change of clothes for on after, unless you want to wear your wet stinky clothes to on after.
expect shiggy, water, special guest appearance by-you know her, I love her, we’ve all hit it-your MOM
on after-Las Palmas Mexican Restaurant, 6688 Nolensville Rd Brentwood Tn
Cum out dressed in your finest bull outfit for a fun run

MCH3 #825 - Deliverance
2018-07-21 14:00 - 18:00 | tn

MCH3 #824
2018-07-07 12:30 - 18:00 | 521 Old Salem Rd. Murfreesboro, TN 37129, 521 Old Salem Rd., Murfreesboro, TN, 37129
A to A prime ,
On Start! 521 Old Salem Rd.
Murfreesboro, TN 37129,
Hare- Mudwife
bring dry bag, change of clothes if you want, 3-5 miles. gather at 12:30, hare away 1pm. bring ID and $ for pub stops!

MCH3 #823
2018-06-30 13:30 - 18:00 | 3515 Central pike Hermitage, tn, 3515 Central pike, Hermitage, TN, United States
Hash # 823,
When-Saturday June 30, 1:30, hare away 2p.m.
Where-3515 Central pike Hermitage, tn. Stones River Professional Bldg, park behind bldg.
Who-Clitterbug
Expect-shiggy railroad tracks, water.
Bring tick spray, sunscreen, change of clothes and shoes. On after-Nadeens across Lebanon Rd from start It will be hot, hot, hot.

MCH3 #822 - Rainbow Party!
2018-06-16 14:00 - 18:00 | tn
Saturday is a hashing day. Is everybody happy?
When-Saturday June 16, meet 11:30
Where-337 Stones River Rd, Lavergne, Tn 37086
Hares-Lefty Loosey, Corrigan
Expect shiggy, water. It will be hot, hot, hot.
Bring-extra shoes, socks. It is pride month so dress in rainbow colors or rainbow body paint.

MCH3 #821 - Turtle Anarchy!!!
2018-06-02 13:30 - 18:00 | tn
Hash #821-Turtle Anarchy
Hare: Turtle Boner
Where: Greenway Parking Lot, east of Antioch Middle Prep 5050 Blue Hole Rd
Antioch, TN 37013
When: June 2, 2018 meet at 1:30, hare away at 2:00
Important info, A to A’, shiggy and water on trail. Will need a change of clothes, socks, and shoes for on after. Melf might need a snorkel.
$5 hash cash, there might be some beer related to the hash.

MCH3 #820 - RED DRESS RUN
2018-05-19 13:30 - 18:00 | Ridley Blvd & E Argyle Ave, 724 E Argyle Ave, Nashville, TN, United States
Hello half-minds, it’s time to hash!!
MCH3 #820 RED DRESS RUN
5/19/18
Meet 1:30, hares away 2:00 PM
Ridley Blvd & E Argyle Ave
Nearest actual address is 724 E Argyle Ave.
Park on Ridley and look for gorgeous sexy scarlet-clad wankers and bimbos.
Wear your finest RED DRESSES! Bring ID, $5 hash cash, extra cash for possible beverage stop. Donations will be accepted for Monroe Carrell Children’s Hospital at Vanderbilt, in honor of Captain Snatch. There is a good story behind this and it will be told in circle. On-on, Captain. We miss you.
This medium length, people-shiggy trail will include SUPER SURPRISES and SEMI-VALUABLE PRIZES! Prizes will be awarded for best dressed, FRB, FBI, and whoever else the hares think should have one. Cum on out for a boozy good time! You may want to Uber or Lyft… just sayin’.
On-after will be at Smokin’ Thighs, 611 Wedgewood Ave, Nashville, TN 37203.

MCH3 #819 - Drinko De Mayo!
2018-05-05 14:00 - 18:00 | tn
Saturday is a hashing day. Is everybody happy?
#819-Elmo’s Fuck Buddy is your esteemed hare.
Cinco de Mayo hash
When-Saturday May 5
Where-2511 Nolensville Pike, Nashville. Park in back
Meet 11:45, hare away 12
bring cash, card, id. This is a pay as you go margarita crawl. Possible taco stand stop. Let’s celebrate Cinco de Mayo!

MCH3 #818 - Marathong Water Stop
2018-04-28 08:00 - 13:00 | tn
Marathong Water Stop

MCH3 #817
2018-04-21 14:00 - 18:00 | tn
THE 420 HASH!
Hash #817
OK, this is what I’ve got for Hash #817, which is the 420 hash that takes place on 4/21/18.
Hares: Sadheateher and Handgina
What: Its the 420 hash and its the day before Earth Day. Hippy, Grateful Dead, Stoner, dress like your favorite one.
Where: Sigler Street (same place as the Green Dress Run). Park anywhere you can on the street and meet at the dead end. Near 1408 Sigler Street.
Bring: $5 hash cash.
Time: 1:30 hares away at 2:00 PM. Pretty sure it will start later than posted, because its the 420 hash.
Other important details: PIE! Yes PIE to satisfy your munchies.

MCH3 #816 - PUB CRAWL!!!
2018-04-07 14:00 - 18:00 | tn
#816-Beaver’s Tail What-Pay as you go dive bar/pub crawl. Bring cash, card, ID
Why?-Cause nobody could hare on such short notice and it’s going to be 40 degrees and raining! Also Beaver is lazy.
When-Saturday, April 7, 2018, 2 pm
Where-Dalton’s 7062 US-70S, Nashville 37221
Who-Beaver’s TAil and hopefully the rest of you wanks and bimbos
What else-There will still be some significant walking, make sure you wear appropriate shoes, you may want to bring an umbrella or rain coat. ON ON

MCH3 #815 - Cottontails Resurrection – Ass in Hell
2018-03-31 12:00 - 18:00 | 5911 Old Hickory Blvd Ashland City, TN 37015, 5911 Old Hickory Blvd, Ashland City, TN, 37015, United States
Trail name/#:
MCH3 #815
Cottontails Resurrection – Ass in Hell
Hares: Cum Scout and Just Dominique
Who/Wear:
Almost everybunny will be able to take this trail. That being said, it’s a nice day so muggles will be afoot! Be respectful to all but especially to tiny muggles.
***Wear your Easter best- we want to see rabbits, ducks and pastels – oh my!
Difficulty:
Fucked (Turkey and Eagle Splits). **Slippery spots (it’s been raining people)
Where:
5911 Old Hickory Blvd
Ashland City, TN 37015
Beaman Park nature center (not the trailhead) we will park at the nature center and walk in on the sedge hill trail before we circle up (look for wankers) at the white-topped pavilion. Lots of scenery/photo opps!
When:
Meet up at 12:00 (noon), circle at 12:30 pm, hares away 12:45 pm.
What to bring:
Bring mosquito spray, sunscreen, shiggy’s, a change of clothes/shoes (things may get wet). No valuables left in your vehicle or in sight (there have been break-ins, saw one there just the other day). Water, and running beer if you can’t wait for the stop. No glass. ***Trash bins located at the nature center and half-way through our trail. Only restrooms are at the nature center.
Weather: estimated 65 degrees partly cloudy.
Reminder: Nothing must be left behind, this park is developing and not fully staffed. If you leave trash it will likely stay there for the next 100 yrs.

MCH3# 814
2018-03-17 14:00 - 18:00 | tn
St. Patrick’s Day! Titsaside & Clitterbug

MCH3 #813 - Zombie Hash
2018-03-03 13:00 - 17:00 | tn
Saturday, March 3
Is everybody ready to get on your deadest zombie face? Are you ready to trudge through the bloody gory hills of Fairview? Expect to find some surprises and this will be something different than the typical hash.
Hares: Righty Tighty, Corrigan
Meet: 1 pm
Zombie Circle: 1:15
Zombies Away: 1:30
Start: Walmart parking lot, 7100 Hopgood Rd., Fairview TN — Park in the lot to the far right, against the hill and away from the store. They have garden stuff out there now. Park where you can and go to the hill.
Get ready to get bloody, muddy and wet! Bring $5hash cash, Shiggy protection, (pants recommended), change of clothes, shoes and socks. Big sticks to ward off Zombies.
Trail: 3-5 miles, A-B
On after: TBD

MCH3# 812 - Big Easy Hash
2018-02-17 13:00 - 17:00 | tn
THEME – Mardi Gras
Hares: Lefty Loosey, Handgina
Beer Wench and Driver – surprise jester
Meet 1 pm — 5016 Murfreesboro Rd, LaVergne TN, 37086
Park in lot beside firework store. Abandoned building with no address.
CHALK TALK – 1:15
PACK AWAY – Promptly at 1:30
Easy, fun, surprise filled 3–5 miles, A to B
WHAT TO BRING
$5 Hash Cash and ID, extra cash or plastic for possible bar stop. Bring beads, extra shoes and socks.
ON AFTER – J Gumbo’s in Antioch

MCH3 #811 - Sun., Feb. 4 - Super Bowl Hash
2018-02-04 13:00 - 20:00 | tn
Sunday, Feb. 4 – Super Bowl Hash
THEME – Beers and Tears – “Do Not Follow MPP”!
THE CAST

Hare, Host, Main Cook and Bottle Washer – the badly misnamed:“Microscopic Pocket Penis”
Co-Hare, Assistant Cook and Excuse for ANYTHING that goes wrong – the extremely handsome: “Sad He Ate Her”
Beer Wench and Driver – the beautiful and vivacious: “Pro Blow”

MEET UP and EVENT PARKING

1 pm – Sunday, Feb. 4, at Madison Steel (312 Woodruff St., Madison TN 37115)
(Regardless of when you arrive, PLEASE park at Madison Steel, NOT AT THE HARE’S HOUSE which is around the corner.)
1:15 – CHALK TALK
1:30 – PACK AWAY
Easy, fun, surprise-filled (hey, if it is not a busted trail, some will be surprised!) 3 – 5 miles

WHAT TO BRING

$5 Hash Cash and ID – EVERYTHING else will be provided

CIRCLE – 4:30

104 Peggy Street, Madison, TN – Remember: Park at Madison Steel, 312 Woodruff St., Madison TN 37115
We will tap a keg – Jackalope – “Bear Walker”
There will be a bonfire, appetizers and snacks

ON AFTER – GAME KICK OFF – 5:30
FULL DINNER BUFFET – about 6:00

Apple/Garlic infused deep fried Turkey
Smoked Ham
BBQ pulled Pork
Vegetarian Lasagna
“Five Cup”, “Cranberry”, and warm “German Potato” salads
Homemade Apple Strudel and Coffee

MCH3 #810 - Hares Flush & PE
2018-01-20 13:00 - 17:00 | tn
Hello, Halfminds. It’s time to hash!
Sat., Jan. 20
Hares: Flush and PE
Meet: 1 p.m., hares away 1:30
Where: Von Elrod’s Beer Garden and Sausage House, 1004 4th Avenue North, Nashville 37219 (Germantown area)
Get directions
This is a pay your own way trail. No hash cash, but bring ID and dollars or plastic.
We’ve planned trail to make it convenient for Women’s Marchers to meet up with us along trail if you’d like. Hit up Flush or PE on cell phones or message the group Saturday to find us!!
Remember to let new Hare Raiser Clitterbug know if you want to sign up for a trail.
Upcoming Trails:
Feb 4 (Sunday) – Super Bowl – Micro PP
Feb 17 – Lefty
Mar 3 – Righty, Barbie
Mar 17 – Titsaside, Clitterbug
Apr 7 – Lil Man
Apr 21 – Saddy, Hangina
Apr 28 – Marathong Water Stop
May 5 – Elmo
May 19 – Nutlika
Jun 2 – HARE NEEDED
Jun 16 – Lefty

MCH3 #809 - Feels Like The First Time
2018-01-06 13:00 - 17:00 | tn
Hares: Elmo and Sad
Meet: 1 p.m., hares away 1:30
Where: 226 Peachtree St., Nashville, TN 37210
It’s gonna be another cold day! Bring ID and cash or card for possible beer stop.
Plus a surprise birthday!
On after TBD
Hash cash: $5
