Music City Hash House Harriers

Drinking Practice May 28
2015-05-28 17:30 - 20:00 (America/Chicago) | Beyond the Edge, 112 S 11th St, Nashville, TN, 37206, United States
Drinking Practice – because everyone can benefit from 20oz arm curls.
Come be social with MCH3 hashers, visitors, and the general public. Bring a friend, an ID, and money for the bar.
Deliverance Planning meeting will run concurrently with DP – starting 6p.

Drinking Practice May 21
2015-05-21 17:30 - 20:00 | Broadway Brewhouse Midtown, 1900 Broadway, Nashville, TN, 37212, United States
Drinking Practice – because everyone can benefit from 20oz arm curls.
Come be social with MCH3 hashers, visitors, and the general public. Bring a friend, an ID, and money for the bar.

MCH3 #729 Operation Down Down
2015-05-16 13:00 - 18:00 | Kroger, 800 Monroe Street, Nashville, TN, 37208, United States
Hares: AW Titty Crocker, Kitten Titties (maybe), Prince Fungus Amongus, and AW Moist Slacks
This is the RED DRESS hash for MCH3. To find out more about the history of the Red Dress hashes see the Red Dress Runs site.
This year the hares have selected Operation Stand Down as the charitable benefactor for this hash. Operation Stand Down provides assistance to veterans seeking housing and employment. 90 cents of every dollar goes towards veterans in our community, and part of the private donations go toward underwear for the veterans (tighty-whities!). So bring extra cash to the hash if you wish to donate to this very worthy cause.
Time: 1:00 pm, hares away 1:30
Location: Kroger in Germantown, on the very left side of the parking lot if you’re looking at the front of the Kroger.
Address: 800 Monroe St
Nashville‎ TN‎ 37208-2540
United States
Wear a RED DRESS!
Bring $5 hash cash, cash/card for two possible beer stops, and $ to donate to Operation Stand Down if you wish.
It might rain so put your big girl tighty whities on and dress accordingly.
Might want to bring dry clothes and shoes for on-after. Location TBA.
Horny Old Ride has invited everyone to his party pad for on-after-after.

Drinking Practice May 7
2015-05-07 17:30 - 20:00
Drinking Practice – because everyone can benefit from 20oz arm curls.
Drinking Practice will be at Art Fart’s house, 5:30 pm on Thursday, May 7th. BYOB and food. Scenic view of the Cumberland River provided at no extra cost.
A few words from our gracious host: “How about bringing a picnic supper, or stop at Krystal’s, Bojangles, Wendy’s, Wayback Burger, Subway in Walmart, or even Thornton’s at corner of Charlotte and River Road. Then we can share if we want to. Thornton’s has a beer cave.”
On-On to Art Fart’s on Thursday! Don’t forget to bring provisions for eating and drinking and maybe some bug spray and a camp chair. The weather should be perfect.
Don’t know where Art Fart’s house is? Contact Fucking Chihuahua for more information.

MCH3 #728 Drunk Beaver Trail: Who Says A Dead Lay Can't Be Fun?
2015-05-02 14:00 - 17:00 | Lakes of Bellevue Apartments, 600 Erin Lane, Nashville, TN, 37221, United States
WHO: Beaver’s Tale and Daddy is He Drunk?
WHAT: A challenging trail, completely wooded/rural. Plenty of shade but with some steep climbs. True trail approximately 4 miles. Walker and dog friendly.
WHERE: 2410 Erin Lane, Nashville, TN 37221, The Lakes of Bellevue Apartments, go all the way to the back until you see the yellow Fiat. Start is by the dog park. Be sure and park opposite of the buildings so we don’t piss anyone off.
WHEN: This is a dead lay, (hehe) so muster at 2pm, hares and pack away at 2:15pm.
BRING: 5 bucks, shiggy socks, bug spray, change of shoes (maybe), virgins, and a sense of humor. Make sure you are hydrated because the weather is looking like it’s going to be PERFECT!
On After: Since this is the hash closest to Cinco De Mayo, your hares suggest U.S. Mexico Border Cantina located at 7105 US-70S, Nashville, TN 37221. They have an awesome patio and have put up with our shenanigans in the past.
Cinco de Mayo—or the fifth of May—commemorates the Mexican army’s 1862 victory over France at the Battle of Puebla during the Franco-Mexican War (1861-1867). A relatively minor holiday in Mexico, in the United States Cinco de Mayo has evolved into a celebration of Mexican culture and heritage, particularly in areas with large Mexican-American populations. Cinco de Mayo traditions include parades, mariachi music performances and street festivals in cities and towns across Mexico and the United States.

Drinking Practice April 30
2015-04-30 17:00 - 20:00 | Beyond the Edge, 112 S 11th St, Nashville, TN, 37206, United States
Mama Hoes Best from Greenville H3 will be in town so this is a SPECIAL EDITION DP to meet out of town hashers!
Drinking Practice – because everyone can benefit from 20oz arm curls.
Come be social with MCH3 hashers, visitors, and the general public. Bring a friend, an ID, and money for the bar.
Beyond the Edge does 2-4-1 happy hour from 3-7, then draft beers are 2-4-1 after 7. We’ll try to have outside patio tables for folks.

MCH3 #727
2015-04-25 07:00 - 17:00 | Shelby Bottoms Marathon Stop, 1900 Davidson Street, Nashville, TN, 37206, United States
MCH3 is official sponsor of one of the Country Music Marathon’s waterstops, located at approximately mile 23 in Shelby Park. This is the one Saturday of the year we all get up and meet early to provide hydration and encouragement to racist wanks and we need you.
We need enough volunteers to have our own stop! You do NOT need to register online through the Sports Council but you DO need to let us know if you can work this year. If you’ve worked before just let Flush know you’re going to be there.
If you haven’t worked before then we need your:
Nerd Name
E-mail address
Phone Number
Address, City, Zip and
T-Shirt Size
If you’ve never done this before, it’s fun, it’s rewarding and yes there will be sacred nectar.
MCH3 MARATHON WATER STOP – SATURDAY, APRIL 25
WORKER ARRIVAL TIMES:
7 a.m. – Early set-up crew needs to arrive. We need 5-6 people, so if you can come early to help set up, please reply to this email.
By 8 a.m. – Anyone who wants to drive (rather than walk) into the park should arrive. We’ve been told no more cars can enter after 8:00 a.m. PLEASE USE THE RIVERSIDE DRIVE ENTRANCE.
If you do make it into the park through another entrance, remember to replace any sawhorses you move, be polite and respectful to the park police, etc. They’re instructed to close the park until after the Marathon and have trouble (usually) understanding where we are going and why. Just explain and be nice.
Remember that if you do drive in, you can’t drive out of the park (for runner safety) until things start to wind down around 1:30 or 2:00 p.m. If that’s a problem for you, park outside of the park and walk in.
Late arrivals – If you arrive after 8 a.m., expect to park outside of the park and walk in (you are a hasher, you know). If you park outside the Riverside entrance, follow the road adjacent to the railroad tracks down the hill. If you park outside the Shelby Avenue entrance, go down the hill and past the ball fields and we’ll be set up on the park road between the junior ball fields and the railroad trestle.
Note that we will be busiest from about 10:15 to 12:30, so late arrivals will still be welcomed!
PROVISIONS
We provide hash beverages for the runners, but YOU are responsible for your own hydration. Bring a vessel for your own use.
We’ll have a grill or two and the hash will provide hot dogs, buns and condiments for volunteers. Please bring chips or whatever snacks will need to get you through 2 p.m. or so.
Please also consider bringing food to give out to the runners, such as fruit (oranges and bananas are popular), salty snacks, or other things that are easy to cut up like cereal or granola bars. Except for the elites, the runners really need all the support we can give them by the time they get to us at mile 23.
You may also want to bring a chair, sunscreen or rain jacket depending on the weather. We work rain or shine.
LOCATION & DIRECTIONS
Our water stop is at mile 23 in Shelby Park, near the railroad trestle at the boat ramp. See directions below or view the water stop location on the Yahoo group site. It’s a PDF posted under “Files” called “2015 Directions to Riverside Dr Entrance.”
Directions to Riverside Dr Entrance:
•From I-24, take Spring St/Ellington Pkwy exit ‪#‎47A‬
•The exit ramp curves right – DO NOT GET ON ELLINGTON PARKWAY
•Stay in the left lane, to the intersection of James Robertson Pkwy/Main St and 5th St/Spring St (the roads change names at this intersection)
•Turn left on Main St and go approx. 1.3 miles, continuing as it becomes Gallatin Rd
•Turn right on Eastland Ave and go approx. 1.3 miles to Riverside Dr
•Turn right on Riverside Dr and go approx. 0.6 miles to Huntleigh Dr/Lillian Dr
•Turn right to approach the back entrance to the park
(False Trail Warning: Remember, there is another water stop inside Shelby Park, located between the Vinnylinks golf course and the ball fields. That’s not our water stop … we’re near the trestle.)
PLAYING WELL WITH OTHERS:
We will have some non-hasher volunteers. Be nice ya’ll.
After the marathong, we will be having a pub crawl. There will also be a special edition Drinking Practice on Friday for out-of-towners and marathongers – more information is forthcoming.
MCH3 POST-RACIST HASH:
Hare: Butt Quack
Where: Beyond The Edge
When: Hares away 3-3:30ish but come earlier to hang out, eat and drink. Look for tired racist wankers. This is a pay-your-own-way pub crawl hash, so bring money.

Drinking Practice April 23
2015-04-23 17:30 - 20:00 | M.L. Rose Craft Beer & Burgers, 4408 Charlotte Ave, Nashville, TN, 37209, United States
Drinking Practice – because everyone can benefit from 20oz arm curls.
Come be social with MCH3 hashers, visitors, and the general public. Bring a friend, an ID, and money for the bar.
This is sort of our prelube for the Country Music Marathong – R U r*nning in it? We’re sponsoring a water stop at mile 23. If U R not r*nning in it, come volunteer!

MCH3 #726
2015-04-18 14:00 - 18:00
This is what your shoes may look like after completing this trail.
420 (close enough?) Hash!
It’s time to hash! You lucky wanks, this week’s trail will be hared by our finest military minds! They are bringing military intelligence to a whole new level with a trail guaranteed to blow your minds or at least ruin your shoes! Will there be shiggy? YES! Will there be beer? YES! ON ON! Saturday’s a hashing day!
WHO: Tampoon and Prince Fungus Among Us
WHEN: 2PM, hares away 2:30pm
WHERE: There is no physical address for this start point.
Tailwater Access Area
Old Hickory, TN 37138 at the Boat Ramp
Is it searchable in Google maps (YES) or iPhone? (NO IDEA)
There will be a “sign.” Look for the sign.
LINK TO GOOGLE MAP
***Old Hickory Lake Park, which also has a boat ramp, is adjacent to Tailwater
Access Area. We are NOT meeting at the Old Hickory Lake Park Boat Ramp****
BRING: Change of shoes and socks, shiggy socks, vessel, hash cash, sunblock, bug spray, etc…… I.D. and cash.
On After: There is one. Wanna know where? Ask a hare. moss_erik@yahoo.com and tampon@3blindjellyfish.com (I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW!)
Disclaimer: The information presented in this posting is what a simple Beaver could glean after 14 messages on the same thread…this message is subject to change.
There is a Deliverance Planning meeting before the hash at 1PM, Roadside Bar and Grill, 4617 Old Hickory Blvd, Old Hickory, TN 37138

Deliverance Planning Meeting April 2015
2015-04-18 13:00 - 14:00 | Roadside Bar and Grill, 4617 Old Hickory Blvd, Old Hickory, TN, 37138 , United States
Meeting Prior to the Hash! Roadside Bar and Grill, 4617 Old Hickory Blvd, Old Hickory, TN 37138 If you’re a Music City hasher who has volunteered in the past or who will be volunteering this year, you should come!

Indyscent H3 Prom 2015
2015-04-17 - 2015-04-19 | La Quinta Inn & Suites Downtown Indianapolis, 401 East Washington Street , Indianapolis, IN, 46204, United States
Get yourself to the local Goodwill or Salvation Army, pick out a fancy prom dress, and hash through downtown Indianapolis with us!

Go to the event website for more detailed information
Friday, April 17th
Enlistment
Check in to hotel (see below) at 1500 hours (3pm), Rego desk and opens at 1800 hours (5pm)
Hashpitality Lair

2nd floor of hotel
kegs provided
Open between all events

We plundered the spoils of many other neighboring kennels and now that our coffers are no longer “underwater”, we plan to share our bounty with all of you.
We commendered the entire USS legal beagle for Friday night. It’s our bar, glorious grog and hardtack will be included. Bring money for rum, spirts and other hard booze.

Saturday, April 18th
Trail will start from the start in the hotel parking lot. Plan to gather around 11:30 for lunch and pre-hash beer. Dry bags away at 2:30pm. Circle for all New and Improved trail at 3pm. Hash time applies (for virgins, this means that we often get caught up in the drinking and leave later than planned).

Sunday, April 19th
Post-Prom Hangover “pantie drop” hash should start around 11 a.m.
If you want to reserve a room, we have a block of 20 rooms set aside under “IndyHHH Running Club”, sleeping space for 4-6 depending on how “friendly” you want to be. (317) 638-0327 to reserve a room, Discount code is IndyHHH, please tell them this get the discount.

Drinking Practice April 9
2015-04-09 17:30 - 20:00 | Broadway Brewhouse Midtown, 1900 Broadway, Nashville, TN, 37212, United States

MCH3 #725
2015-04-04 12:30 - 17:00 | Behind the Walgreens, 2244 Murfreesboro Pike, Nashville, TN, 37217, United States
There’s Always Room for Jell-o

What’s better than one virgin hare? Two virgin hares and muggle beer “buggy” driver – Just Becky!! Prepare to be amazed and confounded! Hopefully there’s sketchy meatballs and pudding involved! The hare says that it will be a “good trail” but we know that hares lie. He says a shiggy/pavement mix. 4-5 miles with many “surprises.” We shall see.
WHO: Nut Lika and Cum Scout (alright, alright, alright)
WHERE: 2244 Murfreesboro Pike, Nashville, TN 37217
BRING: Hash cash, strong livers, shiggy socks, change of clothes for on-after
On after: La Terraza Mexican Restaurant (2256 Murfreesboro Pike 37217)

F Troop 9th Anniversary
2015-03-28 | 469 Sports & Spirits (Fort Wayne), 1324 Minnich Rd, New Haven, IN, 46774, United States
FTROOPH3 is 9!!!
The F Troop Hash House Harriers of Fort Wayne, Indiana
Proudly Present Our 9th Anniversary Hash – Saturday Night Live (SNL) theme!
Saturday, March 28th at 2:00 PM
$25 until March 14 $35 after $40 day of event
What: F Troop is 9! Dress up like your favorite Saturday Night Live (SNL) character and get your ass to Fort Wayne!

Drinking Practice March 26
2015-03-26 18:00 - 20:00 | M.L. Rose Craft Beer & Burgers, 4408 Charlotte Ave, Nashville, TN, 37209, United States

MCH3 #724
2015-03-21 13:00 - 18:00 | Springwater Supper Club & Lounge, 115 27th Ave N, Nashville, TN, 37203, United States
WHO: Clitterbug, Beavers Tale, and Flotsam & Jism
This is Green Dress!!!! Happy St. Paddy’s!!

BRING: St. Patrick’s Day finery, shiggy socks, ID, hash cash, maybe some extra $$
A to B trail. About 3-4 miles. There will be a beer wagon. Shiggy lite. Green dress/clothing encouraged. Start is at Springwater at 1pm. Hares away at 1:30 or 2ish, depending on the Springwatering.

May want a hat or sunblock. 68 and sunny. Bring 5$ and your ID. There will be at least two beer stops. On After: South Street

Drinking Practice March 19
2015-03-19 17:30 - 20:00 | Neighbors of Sylvan Park, 4425 Murphy Rd, Nashville, TN, 37209, United States
Drinking Practice – because everyone can benefit from 20oz arm curls.
Come be social with MCH3 hashers, visitors, and the general public. Bring a friend, an ID, and money for the bar.
Captain Snatch is arranging this DP so there will probably be giveaways or drink specials.
From the Captain: Think specials will be Boro Blonde (Quack Beer) Lagunitas, and Miller Lite. If we have 15 people at 8pm, there will be a drawing for a bottle of delicious booze, so come on out! U Easties, know it’s hard to cross that bridge, but please come on over to the other side, would love to see u all!! On On! Capt S

CGH3 Green Mess Pub Crawl
2015-03-14 14:00 - 19:00 | Governor’s Square Mall (Best Buy Parking Lot), 2801 Wilma Rudolph Blvd, Clarksville, TN, 37040, United States
WHO: YOU WANKERS, HASHER and VIRGINS
WHERE: Governors Square Mall parking lot by Best Buy, Clarksville, TN 37040.
HARES: Swizzle Sticks Before Chicks
COST: $5.00 and PUB COST (3 pubs).
WHEN: 14 MARCH 2015 2pm
DETAILS: COME DRESSED IN YOUR BEST GREEN ATTIRE!! DRESS, SHIRT, SHOES, SOCKS, HAIR. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING GREEN. This is a combination run and pub-crawl. So come have a happy IRISH MONTH as we celebrate all things GREEN and fun.
TRAIL IS A to B
***ON-AFTER: We will be providing a OVER OCEANS F-OFF for NEEDS SOME LUBE before she joins FGR in lands far-off. PLEASE come join us in this important tradition and tell our fellow sister hasher F-OFF.

RSH3 Scout Hash
2015-03-14 14:00 - 17:00 | National Children’s Advocacy Center, 210 Pratt Ave NE, Huntsville, AL, 35801, United States
This hash event will be family/kid friendly! So language kept cleaner, probably no drunkenness… I know, most people might not want to show up now, but please remember there will be young children along.
Location: Around the Child Advocacy Center in Huntsville near where the St. Patrick’s Day parade is.
Trail Length: Approx. 2 mile
Time: Gather 2:00pm
Hare away 2:30
On-After: There should be a small park nearby with equipment for kids to play on. After some play time, those that want will walk/drive to Sam & Greg’s for gelato and pizza… it is Pi day after all.
Hash Cash: Adults $5 to cover cost of cookies and trail drinks.
Theme to be around Scouting. Looking at ordering different kinds of Girl Scout Cookies to be at the stops along with water and (root) Beer. But not limited to just Girl Scout for theme, but all types of scouting activities, be creative. If your name is something best left as an acronym, we will go with that, and vice versa.

Drinking Practice March 12
2015-03-12 17:30 - 20:00 | Broadway Brewhouse Midtown, 1900 Broadway, Nashville, TN, 37212, United States

MCH3 #723
2015-03-07 13:30 - 17:30
It’s hash time. We know you want to get out of your house. Short trail-about 2.5 miles.
Hares – Clitterbug and Sexual Healing
When – Saturday, March 7, 2015
Where – 271 Gleaves St., Madison (Rivergate area)
Time – 1:30, Hares away at 2
Need to know: dress warm and plan for a little shiggy, maybe wet conditions
bring-hash cash, vessel, cash for possible cash only bar after, change of clothes. On after still to be determined.

Savannah H3 Green Dress 2015
2015-03-06 - 2015-03-08 | Howard Johnson Express Inn (Savannah), 17003 Abercorn St, Savannah, GA, 31419, United States
It’s that time. Time to hit Goodwill, waste $4 hard earned dollars on an ugly green dress, help pay the electric bill at your favorite liquor store by stocking up for the ride, talk 4 or 20 of your dumbest friends into cumming with you and hit the road for THE BEST GREEN DRESS ON THE EAST COAST. Yeah, we said “it”! SavH3 can let you do “it” with klass. Which means, seedy bars with scary locals, knee crawling, bench sleeping, trash can puking, sidewalk stumbling, raunchy drunkeness with a few hundred like minded, half minded degenerates. Three alcohol soaked days of shiggy, bars, copious amounts of beer and shenanigans you’ll never remember for the low price of $69.00!
Transportation, beer, groceries and giveaways are included in your rego price, to include a Friday night shiggy trail and the Green Dress Pub Crawl Saturday. If you cannot attend, contact Hearse for a refund, but no transfer of regos!
Paypal $69 to SavH3HashCash@yahoo.com
or Email Hearse for other payment options
Stuff to Bring:
Dry Bags, super fortified livers, vodka, IDs, green dresses, glitter, but please leave your dignity at home
