MCH3# 1042 – Butt Pirate’s Birthday Hash and Booze Cruise

The Ultimate Land-to-Water Adventure
Looking for something a little more exciting than your standard weekend jog? We’ve got a trail, some “shiggy,” a cold drink waiting for you in the woods, and a post-run party that literally floats.

When: Meet at 12:30 Hare away at 1:00pm

Where: Meet at the base of the Percy Priest Dam near the dog park.

The Trail: Under 4 miles of pure adventure. Expect a fun mix of trail, water crossings, and off-road “shiggy.” Yes, you will get dirty, and yes, there is a beer/water oasis waiting for you mid-trail.

The Damage: Just $5 (covers trail magic, snacks, and beverages).

The “On-After” (Post-Run Splash)
Once we survive the trail, the real party starts. We’re taking the traditional post-run circle straight to the water.

Floating Party: We have boat capacity for up to 24 people. If we exceed that, we’re taking over an island.

Timeline: We’ll cruise, swim, and hang out, aiming to be back at the dock by sunset.

What to Bring: Sunscreen, a swimsuit, a towel, and dry clothes.

BYO-Cooler: We’ll have snacks and drinks provided, but feel free to bring a small personal cooler with your favorite adult beverages.

If you have question or concern, or just on the fence about coming, then call or text me at 832-819-6924 so we can get you on board.