MCH3 #1046 – Black Light’s Labor Day Hash

A Multi-Generational Orgasm of Motion! Saturday, Sept 5th Hash Trail 

On-On, Wankers!

It’s Labor Day weekend, and we’re keeping it all in the family! This Saturday, September 5th, Black Light is spearheading trail alongside his lovely wife (Waxie) and offspring—all hosted right at his parents’ place. That’s right, three whole generations setting up one epic trail for you to bang out.

Whether you’re a seasoned regular, a long-lost backslider looking for a dirty redemption, or bringing a friend along for their very first tasting, there’s a spot for everyone in the pack.

The Deets:

• When: Saturday, September 5th | Show: 12:30 PM | Hares Away: 1:00 PM sharp
• Where: Just Javier & Just Christina’s House (304 Hickory Dr, Old Hickory)
• The Route: 4–5 miles, A-to-A (so you’ll start and finish right back where you started getting messy).
• Bring:
  • $5 Hash Cash (a small price to pay for a big climax)
  • Shiggy socks to protect your skin from whatever Black Light drags you through
  • Dry shoes & clothes for the post-trail glow
  • Extra $$ to keep the liquids flowing later

The On-After:

Once everyone has come full circle and cleaned themselves up, we’re heading over to The Lucky Rooster (5234 Saundersville Rd) to handle some stiff drinks and satisfy those post-trail cravings.

Drag your family, coax your friends, and summon those lazy backsliders out of retirement. Let’s make this holiday weekend one to remember!