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MCH3 #1048 – Hash Elections – Suck Master & Butt Pirate

October 3 @ 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM

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On-On, Hashers!

It’s time to cast your votes, dodge the drizzle, and run off your questionable life choices. This weekend, your trusty hosts, Suck Masters and Butt Pirate, are bringing you the annual Hash Erections (or Elections) Trail!

Here is everything you need to know before you lace up:

When: Saturday October 3rd

Gathering: 2:00 PM | Hares Away: 2:30 PM

Where: Shelby Bottoms Greenway

Trail Info: Under 4 miles of street and urban shiggy, featuring 1 glorious Beer Stop. Suck Master is out scouting the streets today—and no, not in a prostitution kind of way, just doing hard Hare work.

The Weather Outlook: Rain chances are sitting around 20% at 2:00 PM and dropping to zero by 3:00 PM. While Suck Master loves being moist as much as any Harriette, we’re aiming to keep you dry. But remember: Hares lie, weathermen lie, and the sky is ultimately in the hands of the Religious Advisor. We’ll have a pop-up tent on standby just in case to keep the snacks safe!

Provisions: We’ll have classic Hash Beer, IPAs, seltzers, non-alcoholic options, and snacks to keep the pack fueled.

On-After: We’re taking recommendations, though Mexican food is always a frontrunner. The final location will be posted no later than Saturday morning!

HASH ERECTIONS & VOTING RULES

As the trail winds down, the real political circus begins. We will hold official Hash Elections right at the circle!

How to Vote: Ballots will be provided at Circle, and write-in candidates are welcome. If you can’t make it in person, the ballot will be posted in the trail recap for absentee voting by email. Final results and the official leadership changeover will take place at World Peace Through Beer.
Nomination Eligibility: You must be an active, named Music City Hasher to be nominated.
Voter Eligibility: To vote, you must be an active Music City Hasher who has completed at least 2 trails in the last 12 months.

Come out, run/walk/stumble, drink the beer, and vote for the future of our mismanagement! On-On!

Below is the current ballot and nomination. Please submit additional nominations through Saturday’s trail

Official Hash Erections Ballot

Hasher Name: __________________________________________________

(Must be an active Music City Hasher with 2 trails in the last 12 months to vote)

Instructions

Check one box per position or write in your choice on the blank line provided.
To be nominated via write-in, candidates must be active, named Music City Hashers.

1. Grand Mistress / Grand Master

[ ] Waxie
[ ] Butt Pirate
[ ] Write-in: _____________________________________

2. Religious Advisor (RA)

[ ] Phil Nye
[ ] Write-in: _____________________________________

3. Songmeister

[ ] I’ll Packer Her
[ ] Butt Pirate
[ ] Write-in: _____________________________________

4. Beer Meister / Snackmeister

[ ] Black Light
[ ] Suck Master
[ ] Write-in: _____________________________________

5. Haberdasher

[ ] Diddy Kong MD
[ ] Write-in: _____________________________________

6. Hash Cash

[ ] Fee Fi Fo Fuck
[ ] Drill Me Instructor
[ ] Write-in: _____________________________________

7. Hash Flash

[ ] Pussy Express
[ ] Write-in: _____________________________________

8. Hash Scribe

[ ] Butt Pirate
[ ] Write-in: _____________________________________

9. Webmaster

[ ] Waxie
[ ] Write-in: _____________________________________

10. Hare Raiser

[ ] Phil Nye
[ ] Sad He Ate Her
[ ] Write-in: _____________________________________

Details

Date: October 3
Time:
2:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Event Category: MCH3 Hash

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For MCH3 hares only: *Remember, it is your responsibility to coordinate with the Beer Meister for beer.