Savannah H3 Green Dress 2015

It’s that time. Time to hit Goodwill, waste $4 hard earned dollars on an ugly green dress, help pay the electric bill at your favorite liquor store by stocking up for the ride, talk 4 or 20 of your dumbest friends into cumming with you and hit the road for THE BEST GREEN DRESS ON THE EAST COAST. Yeah, we said “it”! SavH3 can let you do “it” with klass. Which means, seedy bars with scary locals, knee crawling, bench sleeping, trash can puking, sidewalk stumbling, raunchy drunkeness with a few hundred like minded, half minded degenerates. Three alcohol soaked days of shiggy, bars, copious amounts of beer and shenanigans you’ll never remember for the low price of $69.00!

Transportation, beer, groceries and giveaways are included in your rego price, to include a Friday night shiggy trail and the Green Dress Pub Crawl Saturday. If you cannot attend, contact Hearse for a refund, but no transfer of regos!

Paypal $69 to [email protected]
or Email Hearse for other payment options

Stuff to Bring:
Dry Bags, super fortified livers, vodka, IDs, green dresses, glitter, but please leave your dignity at home