MCH3 #1050 – Halloween Hash – Hello Pity, Just Victoria, and Diddy Kong MD

Dust off your fishnets, dig out your most questionable wigs, and prepare your livers, wankers—Halloween falls on a Saturday this year, and MCH3 is taking over Five Points!

Forget trick-or-treating for fun-sized Snickers like a child. We’re doing adult trick-or-treating, moving from bar to bar in search of sweet, sweet golden nectar. The weather gods are blessing us with gorgeous mid-70s temps for the afternoon, so leave the heavy winter coats at home. There’s a whisper of rain in the forecast for later that evening, but we’ll already be well-lubricated and tucked inside a bar long before any water hits the pavement.

Your hares—Just Victoria, Hello Pity, and DIDDY KONG, MICRO DONG—are teaming up to bring you a glorious A-to-A crawl around East Nashville. What could possibly go wrong?

🍺 THE DEETS

• When: Saturday, October 31st | Gather: 1:00 PM | Start: 1:30 PM

• Where: 945 Woodland St, Nashville, TN 37206 (Google Maps Link)

• Parking: Free open lot across the street (belonging to Up-Down) or street parking wherever you can land your getaway vehicle. Circle will be in the small adjacent field.

• Hash Cash: $5

• Distance: ~2 miles and change (unless your drunk ass chooses your own adventure).

• Shiggy: 0.69 (not accounting for potential urban/socioeconomic shiggy).

• Splits: No (Runners & Walkers party together).

• Dog & Stroller Friendly: Yes!

• Trail Type: A to A.

• On-Afters: Up-Down (right by the start), followed by All Hallows East (11th & S. 11th St—tis but a short stumble away).

👻 COSTUMES, TRIVIA & MILESTONES

• Costume Contest: Costumes are STRONGLY encouraged! The RA will be judging you harshly (as is standard operating procedure). Prizes will be awarded for Funniest, Cheapest, Sexiest, and BEST OVERALL.

• Hole-a-ween Trivia: Just Victoria has hastily slapped together some trail trivia to make your booze-soaked brains struggle. Tip her in shots of Malört if you enjoy the suffering.

• Anniversary Alert: Hello Pity is celebrating his 3-year Hashiversary (named Halloween ’23!). Do with that information what you will—one man’s punishment is another man’s pleasure.

🎒 WHAT TO BRING

• IDs & Money/Cards: CRITICAL! We are hitting actual bars and potentially crashing local festivities. No ID = No Golden Nectar for you.

• Drinking Vessel

• Virgins: Bring new blood!

• Costumes: The weirder, the better.

On-On to the spirits, the booze, and bad decisions! 🍻🎃 ON-ON!