MCH3 #1051 – Pussy Express and Just Jeff- Green Humps

Pussy Express and Just Jeff are bringing you The Green Humps—and they make very few promises, other than committing to hare a trail while hauling Just Jeff’s enormous… sack of flour.

Here is the good, the bad, and the absolute ugly for this weekend’s run:

The Good: It’s a manageable 5K A-to-A, you can zen the entire second half if you dare, but there’s an interactive side quest/game along the way. Plus, a Turkey/Eagle split is looking very possible.

The Bad: Start sober or get completely wrecked. There is zero room for wheels, motors, or poor footwork and as out parents would say—it’s uphill both ways.

The Ugly: Shiggy rougher than your uncle’s beard. Expect thorns and briars so bring your shiggy gear and a blood transfusion for the circle.

The Details
When: This Weekend | Pack Gathering at 1:30 PM | Hares Away at 2:00 PM

Where: Ravenwood Park (Hermitage, near Lebanon Pike & Central Pike)

Weather: Low 60s and clear. Absolute perfection.

Refreshments: 100% chance of Fireball, at least one beer stop (probably!), and absolutely zero water on trail because it’s getting cold and at least one hare is a pussy. Bring your own trail water!

On-After: McNamara’s, Homegrown, or Phat Bites… it’s a surprise for all of us!

Lace up your high socks, pack your own water, and bring people you like (or a few you don’t—there’s plenty of dense brush to hide the bodies).

On-On!